So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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