Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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