jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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