Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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