My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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