I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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