First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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