I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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