guys are not supposed to queef...right?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
