That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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