I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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