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go home
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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