Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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