I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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