I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This is my gift to your gina
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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