Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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