i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
COCAINE IS GR8
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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