What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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