Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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