if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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