Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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