we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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