So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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