operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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