He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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