Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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