am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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