I could have mohawked her pubes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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