We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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