you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
