Quick, to the slutcave!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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