dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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