Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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