Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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