I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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