I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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