I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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