I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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