Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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