so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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