belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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