Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The adults are the big ones right?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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