physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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