He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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