he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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