We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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