Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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