You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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