I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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