scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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