one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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