similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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