can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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