I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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